vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a…

I’m standing outside close to midnight laughing like a fucking baboon at this.



Ok folks, shit’s about to get real sappy up in here. I can’t even blame it on Thursday and all that throwback business. I’m just super excited that my sister is going to be here in 2 months!
The first picture was the last time we went into the city together. Dude was just passed out. We thought a thumbs up was in order. In the second there’s all this heartwarming going on with my older sister hugging her youngest son at his graduation, and then Red down in the corner looking all sneaky. I miss laughing with her and just being around her. Growing with her. Now she’s this great mom and someone I’m very proud of. I just wish she was around all the time.
I can’t fucking wait to see her.

I can reblog this.  3 daughters, 2 grandchildren, and 1 phenomenal young lady aka surrogate daughter.  I am so looking forward to all of us being together again!