This is just funny period
me when i cum
Turned out it was a cat leaping over me and dragging a rear paw. It just felt like the blade of a knife. And, “across my face” is only about an inch.
I cried out like it was the end of the world. It’s pretty funny in retrospect.
A week at a spa would be nice. Mani, pedi, sauna, peels, head massage (make the ever present headache take a break), wax, trim, mudpack, spit, shine, polish.