I’ve decided the best way for me to improve my selfies is to take pictures of other people.
Look at you being all economical with letters. What are you saving up letters for, huh? Are you writing a story or something?
Thank you for the birthday greeting!
"What, like a hot dog?” “Like a hundred billion hot dogs, sir. Sir, it’s the dog’s bollocks, that’s what it is!”.
This an AWESOME birthday wish!
My cousin rented the field that adjoins my father’s property. It brings his total of farmland to 7000 acres. He planted corn. I like corn. Today I went into his corn and stole myself a dozen ears. Mmmmmm be jealous. Be very jealous.