Wish in one hand …

I wish I could wear sweat pants, a flannel shirt, and big poofy slippers today but the forecast says the temperature will be in the 80s. So no comfort clothing for me today.

I remember when I was a young woman and I whined to my grandmother about something once. I don’t remember what it was but she said, “Wish in one hand and shit in the other. Tell me which one weighs more.”